The nanny is Michel's old rival, who has child-phobic Michel so paranoid he offers to play Mary Poppins to baby Davey. The professor is a famed academic who's dating a woman 40 years his junior: Paris.
- Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
- Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
- Melissa McCarthy as Sookie St. James
- Scott Patterson as Luke Danes
- Keiko Agena as Lane Kim
- Yanic Truesdale as Michel Gerard
- Liza Weil as Paris Geller
- Chris Eigeman as Jason Stiles
- and Kelly Bishop as Emily Gilmore
- special appearance by
- Edward Herrmann as Richard Gilmore
Special Guest Star
- Monique Coleman as Andy
- Pat Lentz as Dorrie The Docent
- Jim Coari as Man
- Alexandra Kenworthy as Lady
- Evan Mann as Student
- Robert Noble as George
- Rachel Style as Girl
- Michel – I'm being Punk'd. I know I'm being Punk'd.
- Lorelai – I'm sorry, it's just...now I know who Woody Allen's next leading lady's gonna be.
- Rory – This guy's risking everything! His job, his reputation...
- Lorelai – Yes, well, he'll always have Paris.
- Jason – Cyrus was actually trained by the monks of New Skete.
- Lorelai – So, how beautiful was she? Are we talking Catherine Zeta-Jones or the weird-looking Hilton sister?
- Lorelai – Who are you, Hugh Hefner?
- Lorelai – Fonzie used the bathroom as his office.
- Lorelai – I watched The Daily Show.