- ❝Babette – Now don't you freak out. Morey hates being the first anywhere. He thinks it hurts his street credibility
- Morey – Charlie Parker was late to everything❞
Morey is the tall, mostly silent husband of Babette Dell, one of Lorelai's neighbors. He is a musician and is usually wearing a black pork pie hat and sunglasses. Morey has a very sweet friendship with Rory, and is generally a kind, calm and zen persona. He is very clear about his view on society, often aligning with and expressing civil rights statements.
- He plays piano, and his Thelonious Monk puts Babette in a trance.
- Morey detests being early to events, which he finds uncool.