- ‶Children do not make the rules. You may move out and live like that somewhere else″
- —Mrs. Kim asks Lane to leave
Hear the tintinnabulation. New church bells set everyone on edge. More edginess: When Lorelai discovers Luke has moved, she freaks. When Mrs. Kim discovers Lane's secret rock-'n'-roll life, she throws her out of the house.
- Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
- Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
- Melissa McCarthy as Sookie St. James
- Scott Patterson as Luke Danes
- Keiko Agena as Lane Kim
- Liza Weil as Paris Geller
- Sean Gunn as Kirk Gleason
Special Guest Star
- Liz Torres as Miss Patty
- Emily Kuroda as Mrs. Kim
- Todd Lowe as Zack Van Gerbig
- John Cabrera as Brian Fuller
- Jim Jansen as Reverend Archie Skinner
- Alan Blumenfeld as Rabbi David Barans
- Esteban Powell as Darryl
- Julie Osburn as Professor Freedman
- Peter Klausner as William
- Nicole Mansour as Diane
- Aasha Davis as Susan
- Rami Malek as Andy
- Anthony Burch as Jordan
- Leah Lynette as Marla
- Ogy Durham as Beth
- Lane and the band get a gig at CBGB
- The church bells fell into disrepair in 1983. Luke saw to it.
- Lane reveals to Mrs. Kim that she started her secret life when she was 6 years old.
- *NSYNC, Simon & Garfunkel, Fleetwood Mac, Sarah McLachlan, Rolling Stones, Kraftwerk, The Ramones, Blondie, Sonic Youth, Television, Talking Heads, The New Pornographers, The Strokes.
- The Witches of Eastwick by John Updike
- Lane – You know, it's people like you who are destroying the music industry!
- Rory – Oh, now. Britney's gotta shoulder some of the blame
- Kirk – Yes, he said I have tinnitus. I looked it up on the web at "Celebrities Who Share Your Disease" and found that William Shatner is likewise afflicted
- Lorelai – Really, Kirk and Captain Kirk?
- Kirk – The irony wasn't lost on me
- Lorelai – All those years of watching Hart to Hart are about to pay off
- Lorelai – Okay, I'm out. What's your plan, Clyde?
- William – Hey, it's Madeleine Albright