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Haunted Leg is the 2nd episode of Season 3 of Gilmore Girls.

Synopsis[]

Emily (Kelly Bishop) and Lorelai (Lauren Graham) have a spat when the meddlesome Emily ignores Lorelai's request to stay out of her love life and tries to reunite Christopher (David Sutcliffe) and Lorelai. Meanwhile, Rory (Alexis Bledel) discovers that Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) is upset that they didn't talk over the summer.

Starring[]

Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
Melissa McCarthy as Sookie St. James
Yanic Truesdale as Michel Gerard
Scott Patterson as Luke Danes
Liza Weil as Paris Geller
Jared Padalecki as Dean Forester
Milo Ventimiglia as Jess Mariano
Sean Gunn as Kirk Gleason
and Kelly Bishop as Emily Gilmore
Recurring cast
Shelly Cole as Madeline Lynn
Teal Redmann as Louise Grant
Guest starring
Emily Bergl as Francie Jarvis
Dakin Matthews as Hanlin Charleston
and David Sutcliffe as Christopher Hayden
Co-Starring
Jessica Kiper as Shane
Christy Keefe as Sarah
Kelly Lohman as Girl One

Quotes[]

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It's the wrong wedding
—Rory to her Mom, about her Dad and Sherry

Trivia[]

  • The book that Jess is reading in the diner is "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole.
  • The title of the episode comes from a scene in which Lorelai complains about having a cold. She says everyone gets a cold and she wishes she could wake up and say "Yeah, I'm not feeling so good, my leg is haunted" 

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Gilmorisms[]

MUSIC

LITERATURE

FILM

POP CULTURE

Lorelai – And apparently a big Annie Oakley fan.
Michel – I am doing nothing. Ben, however, has dropped dead from laughter.
LorelaiI'll join a local community theater and I'll drive you to soccer. It'll work for many years, until the FBI comes to get me, and by that time you're on your own.
Rory – I have something to tell you.
Lorelai – Is it about Vince Foster?
Lorelai – When I was in school Linda Lee was class treasurer and she could not keep her knees closed if they were magnetized. Hanes should have given her a endorsement deal.
Sookie – You don't dictate to an artist, you don't tell him what to do. I mean, no one ever walked up to Degas and said, "Hey, pal, easy with the dancers, enough already. Draw a nice fruit bowl once in a while, will ya?"
Lorelai – Rule number two – no pageboy haircuts.
Lorelai: – Saying yes to lunch with my mother is like saying "Sounds fun!" to a ride with Clemenza.
Francie – You're obviously the Meyer Lansky behind this organization.
Francie – I want you to go back to Margaret Thatcher and tell her to play ball...she'll make Jimmy Carter look like Martin Sheen.
Francie – Wise up, Goldilocks.
Rory – What are we, French skating judges?
Francie – This is politics. If you've got a problem, tell it to Noam Chomsky.
Emily – How is your Caesar salad dressing prepared?
Luke – I'd have to call Paul Newman and ask him.
Madeline – ...and every year people wind up with those VH1 "Before they were stars" pictures, and I for one would like to stop the humiliation.
LouiseHelmut Newton is my godfather.
Paris – You want the first stand I make to be a fashion choice? It would be my gays in the military.
Paris – But the next genius that comes up with a brilliant plan to put an Elizabeth Arden in the chemistry class can bite my ass.
Jess – Plus the two of you walking around the other day like some damn Andy Hardy movie.
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