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Die, Jerk is the 8th episode of Season 4 of Gilmore Girls.


En pointe and in print. To get a story published in the school newspaper, Rory blasts the Yale ballet - and earns the lead ballerina's wrath. Jason finagles an invitation to the Gilmore's Friday dinner.


Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
Melissa McCarthy as Sookie St. James
Scott Patterson as Luke Danes
Keiko Agena as Lane Kim
Yanic Truesdale as Michel Gerard
Liza Weil as Paris Geller
Chris Eigeman as Jason Stiles
and Kelly Bishop as Emily Gilmore
special appearance by
Edward Herrmann as Richard Gilmore

Recurring cast

Emily Kuroda as Mrs. Kim
Olivia Hack as Tanna Schrick
Katie Walder as Janet Billings

Guest starring

Danny Strong as Doyle McMaster
Tricia O'Kelley as Nicole Leahy
Katherine Brunk as Sandra
Rusty Schwimmer as Bruce


Nicole Mansour as Diane
Jansen Wright as Ned
Kevin Salter as Male Customer



  • While Rory is seated, talking to her Mom on the phone, the girl in beige pants on the background walks by twice (43rd minute).




  • The Wizard of Oz:
    Tana Schrink: What about you?
    Rory Gilmore: Me?
    Janet Billings: Made anyone mad lately?
    Paris Geller: Oh, please. That would be like Dorothy pissing off the Tin-Man. It's impossible.
  • 8 Mile:
    Rory Gilmore: Did you know that she studied Dance for fourteen years and has performed in Miami? Miami! That's pretty big. Miami.
    Doyle McMaster: It's boring.
    Rory Gilmore: Well, she almost got into Juliard.
    Doyle McMaster: That's not interesting either.
    Rory Gilmore: Well, no, but, these are simply background facts of a fascinating personal journey. A personal journey, of an artist struggling against the indifference of an indifferent society and just dancing as fast as she can and and. It's 8 Mile meets Fame.
  • Fame:
    See 8 Mile reference.


Lorelai – Well, Siskel's chimed in. What about you?
Emily – I'm refraining.
Richard – It's a bit of a sore subject.
Lorelai – We'll talk about something else.
Emily – The garishness, the garishness.
Lorelai – Thus spake Ebert.
Doyle – Coffee mint? I'm addicted to these things. So is Bob Woodward.
Doyle – Remember the New Zoo Revue?
Lorelai – If Vincent Gallo could just see this, he'd feel a whole lot better about Brown Bunny.
Lane – I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.
Paris – We need to rev up the gunships and retaliate before the next strike. We gotta go full-out Sharon.
Paris – I got my East Side 860 partners on it. Now let's move.
LorelaiCapone? They got him for tax evasion.
Lorelai – That's so strum your sitar, dig the maharishi, pass the Owsley, Summer of Love, flower power, hippie-dippie. I can't stand it.
Lorelai – I thought it was Jason Priestley.
Jason – It's nice to meet you. And I don't really go by Digger anymore.
Lorelai – What is it, P. Digger now?
Rory – I was harangued by an incensed ballerina.
Lorelai – That is Salvador Dali surreal.
Richard – So, which camp was it where you two met?
Lorelai – Hm, it had a funny name and canoes.
Jason – They all have funny names and canoes. Was it Camp Waziyatha?