- ‶I'm winningly naive!″
- —Brad frustrated by Paris[src]
Brad is a student at Chilton. He leaves Chilton to go to another school and reenters after being advised by his psychiatrist to face his fears (Paris). He also leaves for a brief period during Season 3 to be in the Broadway musical, "Into the Woods."
- Nathan Lane is a very bitter man
- There was a person inside that cow, I’ve told you that!
- I’m wittingly naïve!
- His mother is a curator at Hartford's natural history museum.
- He is terrified of Paris.
- He is Jewish.
- At age 12, he unsuccessfully tried to build a robot.