Always a Godmother, Never a God is the 4th episode of Season 6 on WB drama Gilmore Girls.


YOU NEVER WRITE, YOU NEVER CALL – Missing Rory (Alexis Bledel), Lorelai (Lauren Graham) tries to call her and is upset to find that Rory's cell phone is no longer in service. Sookie (Melissa McCarthy) asks Lorelai and Rory to be the godparents to her two children in the hope that they will reconcile when they see each other at the ceremony.

However, mother and daughter end up fighting because Lorelai thinks that Rory gave her new cell number to Sookie but not to her. Logan (Matt Czuchry) learns that his father expects him to graduate this year and enter the family business. Wanting to break free from family pressures, Logan whisks Rory off to a weekend in New York.


Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
Melissa McCarthy as Sookie St. James
Keiko Agena as Lane Kim
Yanic Truesdale as Michel Gerard
Sean Gunn as Kirk Gleason
Matt Czuchry as Logan Huntzberger
and Kelly Bishop as Emily Gilmore

Special Guest Star

Nick Offerman as Beau Belleville

Recurring cast

Jackson Douglas as Jackson Belleville
Todd Lowe as Zack Van Gerbig
John Cabrera as Brian Fuller
Jim Jansen as Reverend Archie Skinner

Guest starring

Alan Loayza as Colin McCrae
Tanc Sade as Finn








Lorelai – The DVDs won't have the commercials on them, the original commercials, which is half the fun. Spuds MacKenzie, Clara Peller, "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins." I mean, they don't make them like that anymore.
Lorelai – Oh, The History of Paper. A documentary by Ted Burns. Distant relative of Ken Burns.
Emily – I've got that mixer for the girls I'm hosting tomorrow with the curators of the Gilbert Stuart exhibit.
Jackson – What about the time we had to see your stuttering Cousin Odell in the worst production of Nicholas Nickleby known to man? That was like nine hours of pure hell...
Rory – She's the one who insists I look like Clara Barton, which I'm still not sure is a compliment.
Sookie – I overcompensate and start cracking jokes like I'm Carrot Top and I start doing funny things with props, and I hate prop comedy.
Jackson – Remember my brother Beau?
Lorelai – Uh, dark hair, coarse stubble, Jefferson Davis tattoo?
SookieMiss Manners said you're not really engaged until you have a ring and a date.
Sookie – She's been institutionalized. She shaved her head. She thinks she's Susan Powter.
Lorelai – She played me like a Stradivarius.
Zack – You got to be R2-D2 to understand that thing.
Lane – You look good, too. I like the bangs. Very Marianne Faithfull.
Rory – Thanks. I'm hoping Mick Jagger notices.
Kirk – I haven't had much contact with Martha. She seems more reserved, elusive. There's a bit of Garbo in her.
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